BBQ POP-UP - Pick Your Chicken/Fish (Dec 25th) Amuvi, Arochukwu
Give our chickens some friendly competition! Available from Dec 25th. Ever wondered who rules the roost? Now's your chance to decide! Browse mugshots of our chickens, each with their own quirky personality — from "CLUCK NORRIS" to "SAL MONELLA." Pick the one who looks like the ultimate flavour champion, and our Chef will work their magic to bring you the freshest bbq dinner yet! Point & Kill REMASTERED!
Wanted Whole Chicken
In the bustling town of Arochukwu, 20 notorious chickens—nicknamed The Fowlty Crew—have been wreaking havoc. From stealing suya to disrupting weddings, these rogue chickens are wanted for their hilarious and ridiculous crimes. Here’s their story:
Baba Whiskers
The mastermind, accused of organising fake "fishing competitions" and awarding himself the prize money.
Yes, burning HOT!
NGN 30,000
Yes, mild spice!
NGN 30,000
No, please.
NGN 30,000
Sides?
French Fries
Fried Yam
Fried Plantain
Madam Mudslide
Wanted for stirring up mud in the river, causing market women to sell “dirty fish.”
Yes, burning HOT!
NGN 30,000
Yes, mild spice!
NGN 30,000
No, please.
NGN 30,000
Sides?
French Fries
Fried Yam
Fried Plantain
Alhaji Bellyful
Caught eating fishermen’s bait without getting caught on the hook.
Yes, burning HOT!
NGN 30,000
Yes, mild spice!
NGN 30,000
No, please.
NGN 30,000
Sides?
French Fries
Fried Yam
Fried Plantain
Sister Pepperfish
Accused of spicing up the water, making it too hot for other fish to live in peace.
Yes, burning HOT!
NGN 30,000
Yes, mild spice!
NGN 30,000
No, please.
NGN 30,000
Sides?
French Fries
Fried Yam
Fried Plantain
Governor Gulp
Known for swallowing entire fishing lines and disappearing.
Yes, burning HOT!
NGN 30,000
Yes, mild spice!
NGN 30,000
No, please.
NGN 30,000
Sides?
French Fries
Fried Yam
Fried Plantain
Okoro Jumpbody
Accused of jumping into unsuspecting canoes and capsizing them.
Yes, burning HOT!
NGN 30,000
Yes, mild spice!
NGN 30,000
No, please.
NGN 30,000
Sides?
French Fries
Fried Yam
Fried Plantain
Eze Dribble-Fin
Known for dodging nets with his legendary dribbling skills.
Yes, burning HOT!
NGN 30,000
Yes, mild spice!
NGN 30,000
No, please.
NGN 30,000
Sides?
French Fries
Fried Yam
Fried Plantain
Baba Longmouth
Wanted for spreading false rumours among fishermen, causing unnecessary panic.
Yes, burning HOT!
NGN 30,000
Yes, mild spice!
NGN 30,000
No, please.
NGN 30,000
Sides?
French Fries
Fried Yam
Fried Plantain
Sisi Hypnotize
Allegedly uses her big eyes to hypnotize fishermen into letting her go.
Yes, burning HOT!
NGN 30,000
Yes, mild spice!
NGN 30,000
No, please.
NGN 30,000
Sides?
French Fries
Fried Yam
Fried Plantain
Aunty Frypan Dodger
Known for jumping out of frying pans at the last second.
Yes, burning HOT!
NGN 30,000
Yes, mild spice!
NGN 30,000
No, please.
NGN 30,000
Sides?
French Fries
Fried Yam
Fried Plantain
Egg-xtra Ekwueme
Known for laying fake eggs and selling them as “imported chicken eggs.”
Yes, burning HOT!
NGN 30,000
Yes, mild spice!
NGN 30,000
No, please.
NGN 30,000
Sides?
French Fries
Fried Yam
Fried Plantain
Hen Solo International
Wanted for organising “illegal export” of stolen corn to nearby villages.
Yes, burning HOT!
NGN 30,000
Yes, mild spice!
NGN 30,000
No, please.
NGN 30,000
Sides?
French Fries
Fried Yam
Fried Plantain
Shakara Henry
Wanted for strutting into every party like she’s the bride, stealing the spotlight.
Yes, burning HOT!
NGN 30,000
Yes, mild spice!
NGN 30,000
No, please.
NGN 30,000
Sides?
French Fries
Fried Yam
Fried Plantain
Kuku Dey Go
Known for stealing roasted plantains from roadside sellers and vanishing into the bush.
Yes, burning HOT!
NGN 30,000
Yes, mild spice!
NGN 30,000
No, please.
NGN 30,000
Sides?
French Fries
Fried Yam
Fried Plantain
Madam Brooda
Accused of kidnapping chicks to form a fake “daycare” and charge other hens for babysitting.
Yes, burning HOT!
NGN 30,000
Yes, mild spice!
NGN 30,000
No, please.
NGN 30,000
Sides?
French Fries
Fried Yam
Fried Plantain
Baba Scatter Wings
Accused of chasing children from amala joints just to eat their meat.
Yes, burning HOT!
NGN 30,000
Yes, mild spice!
NGN 30,000
No, please.
NGN 30,000
Sides?
French Fries
Fried Yam
Fried Plantain
Mama Jollof Thief
Accused of sneaking into owambe parties and eating only the shaki and chicken toppings.
Yes, burning HOT!
NGN 30,000
Yes, mild spice!
NGN 30,000
No, please.
NGN 30,000
Sides?
French Fries
Fried Yam
Fried Plantain
Kuku Trouble
Famous for stealing people’s slippers and dragging them into the bush during early morning prayers.
Yes, burning HOT!
NGN 30,000
Yes, mild spice!
NGN 30,000
No, please.
NGN 30,000
Sides?
French Fries
Fried Yam
Fried Plantain
Henja the Herbalist
Wanted for selling “anti-snake charms” that don’t work, leading to multiple snake attacks.
Yes, burning HOT!
NGN 30,000
Yes, mild spice!
NGN 30,000
No, please.
NGN 30,000
Sides?
French Fries
Fried Yam
Fried Plantain
Mama Eggzy
Known for sneaking into markets and swapping fresh eggs for rotten ones.
Yes, burning HOT!
NGN 30,000
Yes, mild spice!
NGN 30,000
No, please.
NGN 30,000
Sides?
French Fries
Fried Yam
Fried Plantain
The Catfish Cartel: Nigeria’s Wettest Wanted
In the bustling riverside town of Arochukwu, a notorious gang of catfish, known as the Wet Bandits, have been causing chaos both underwater and on dry land. These 10 slippery criminals are wanted for a series of hilarious and outrageous crimes that have left fishermen, market women, and even village elders scratching their heads in disbelief.
Baba Whiskers
The mastermind, accused of organising fake "fishing competitions" and awarding himself the prize money.
Yes, burning HOT!
NGN 30,000
Yes, mild spice!
NGN 30,000
No, please.
NGN 30,000
Sides?
French Fries
Fried Yam
Fried Plantain
Madam Mudslide
Wanted for stirring up mud in the river, causing market women to sell “dirty fish.”
Yes, burning HOT!
NGN 30,000
Yes, mild spice!
NGN 30,000
No, please.
NGN 30,000
Sides?
French Fries
Fried Yam
Fried Plantain
Alhaji Bellyful
Caught eating fishermen’s bait without getting caught on the hook.
Yes, burning HOT!
NGN 30,000
Yes, mild spice!
NGN 30,000
No, please.
NGN 30,000
Sides?
French Fries
Fried Yam
Fried Plantain
Sister Pepperfish
Accused of spicing up the water, making it too hot for other fish to live in peace.
Yes, burning HOT!
NGN 30,000
Yes, mild spice!
NGN 30,000
No, please.
NGN 30,000
Sides?
French Fries
Fried Yam
Fried Plantain
Governor Gulp
Known for swallowing entire fishing lines and disappearing.
Yes, burning HOT!
NGN 30,000
Yes, mild spice!
NGN 30,000
No, please.
NGN 30,000
Sides?
French Fries
Fried Yam
Fried Plantain
Okoro Jumpbody
Accused of jumping into unsuspecting canoes and capsizing them.
Yes, burning HOT!
NGN 30,000
Yes, mild spice!
NGN 30,000
No, please.
NGN 30,000
Sides?
French Fries
Fried Yam
Fried Plantain
Eze Dribble-Fin
Known for dodging nets with his legendary dribbling skills.
Yes, burning HOT!
NGN 30,000
Yes, mild spice!
NGN 30,000
No, please.
NGN 30,000
Sides?
French Fries
Fried Yam
Fried Plantain
Baba Longmouth
Wanted for spreading false rumours among fishermen, causing unnecessary panic.
Yes, burning HOT!
NGN 30,000
Yes, mild spice!
NGN 30,000
No, please.
NGN 30,000
Sides?
French Fries
Fried Yam
Fried Plantain
Sisi Hypnotize
Allegedly uses her big eyes to hypnotize fishermen into letting her go.
Yes, burning HOT!
NGN 30,000
Yes, mild spice!
NGN 30,000
No, please.
NGN 30,000
Sides?
French Fries
Fried Yam
Fried Plantain
Aunty Frypan Dodger
Known for jumping out of frying pans at the last second.
Yes, burning HOT!
NGN 30,000
Yes, mild spice!
NGN 30,000
No, please.
NGN 30,000
Sides?
French Fries
Fried Yam
Fried Plantain